August 2012
mom: do the dishes
me: i cant im ugly
cosmo tip #362
expertcosmotips:
right when you’re about to pull down his underwear, give him a wedgie
me halfway through anything: i dont want to do this anymore
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WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF
I WANT TO READ IN THE SHOWER
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I think I may have suddenly forgotten how to interact with people
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victims of legitimate murder rarely die. from what...
wvnderbar:
i bet my love life is a disaster because i never forwarded any of those chain emails back in 7th grade