Obama: Doesn't want to ban porn.
Obama: Doesn't want to restrict your internet.
Obama: Doesn't want to take away your guns.
Obama: Supports gay marriage.
Obama: Education for all!
Obama: Universal healthcare!
Obama: Wants to continue Planned Parenthood!
Americans: You're destroying this country.
bongjovi: literally me IS SHE HIGH?
The zombie apocalypse is upon us →
i dont feel goodddd :(
When you find out your crush isn't interested in...
xxeyelinerdreams: On the outside: On the inside: nope my ouside is the same as the inside :(
I WANNA MAKE MY DREAM HOUSE BUT SINCE I DONT HAVE THE SIMS I GUESS IM GONNA HAVE TO USE BRYCE
h-styles: fuckme-1direction: nickiminiall: h-styles: theyre british what did you expect of course theyre gonna be pussies cant handle american women this is why we won the war oh will you shut the fuck up with your stupid fucking American eagle. how did your tea taste after we threw it in the harbor bitch
thestitchboy asked: I'm guessing that's why your all sweaty and gross today
actuallyawhiteboy asked: do you really not have a car omg i'm crying for you
thestitchboy asked: Diana its too hot here :(
rumour: first i park my car then i sit there crying because i have no friends first i park my car then i sit there crying because i dont have a car or friends
When my mom asks me why I don't go out
lolzpicx: hahahah just had this conversation today
tried to dry swallow my meds
and it melted on my tongue because I took too long, so i spit it out and now I can’t feel my tongue :(