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You know what I miss most about the city? House parties. Philadelphian suburbs (more specifically the “mainline”) doesn’t have those. We have those “You’reOnlyInvitedIfYouLiveInAMansionAndGot3CarsForChristmas/Bff’sSince2nd Grade”-parties.
Me: I feel sick
Mom: Take a Nottingham
Mom: Take a Morton
Me: Did you get an Iphone?
Mom: How did you know?
ME: Going out. see you later
DAD: K. Remember cool kids play water pong.
I just finished watching the Imaginarium of Doctor...
and was confused as fuck because…. I was all, “well that looks a lot like Heath Ledger…. DIDN’T HE DIE?” Then I was all, “JOHNNY DEPP”? Then I looked it up and wasn’t confused anymore until I saw…”Jude Law”. Now I’m confused. I saw no Jude Law anywhere in that movie and I don’t care what anyone says the ending was...
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I hate it when people text me "K." I am rarely in...
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I miss my dorm. I don’t know where anything is in this house. I don’t feel like unpacking and I’m not sure what’s in which bag. I miss my friends and everyone on my floor. AKA my family. I even miss class. my mom is annoying and nags too much and I want ihop.
My Face is Melting OFF
I haven’t slept in a week.
I hopped off the plane at L.A.X.
acupofteawithmy: With my dream and a bag of weed. ROFL
Even though I haven’t slept in 4 days and I finally have time to nap I’m sitting here watching skins instead. This bitch just dropped a fucking baby.
I want to go to a stoplight party SO BAD